Top Ten Reasons Why Trip Magazine is No Longer Publishing|
Because after all, you really gotta know...
- Tired of postal workers stealing free sheets acid from subscriber issues.
- Newsstands kept putting our magazine in the travel section.
- People get too literal about the meaning of "quarterly."
- Spent entire editorial budget smoking crack cocaine for "research."
- We ran out of intelligent things to say.
- Couldn't find enough cute models for our annual "Psychedelic Swimsuit Issue."
- Tried of stoners complaining that there weren't any pictures of "tasty buds" in the centerfold.
- Took entire staff to Burning Man last year, half of them are still missing.
- Parents and Teachers kept giving our magazine to High School kids saying, "See, drugs are boring!"
- Magazine? What magazine? We must have been way high!
Tags : psychedelic
Rating : Teen - Drugs
Posted on: 2004-02-06 00:00:00