A confidential Ministry of Defence report on Unidentified Flying Objects has concluded that there is no proof of alien life forms.

Typical UFO debunk article with one interesting paragraph:

"The close proximity of plasma related fields can adversely affect a vehicle or person," states the report.

"Local fields of this type have been medically proven to cause responses in the temporal lobes of the human brain. These result in the observer sustaining (and later describing and retaining) his or her own vivid, but mainly incorrect, description of what is experienced."

Plasma field induced temporal lobe stimulation to simulate alien abduction experiences? Sign me up!